Prince Bruncvik
Bruncvik’s
odyssey only took him away from home for seven years, but it was
action-packed enough for twenty. His
wife Neomenia was loathe to see him go, and was worried about him - she
begged him not to leave Prague to seek adventure, but Bruncvik wouldn’t
listen. He tried to comfort his young bride, and he gave her his ring to
wear, and took hers, and told her that he would return in seven years’
time. He told her that she would recognize him by her ring, and that if he
didn’t return in time it meant that he was dead, and that she should
remarry. Neomenia
bade her beloved husband a tearful goodbye when he set out on his adventures
accompanied by 50 men on horseback. They traveled far and wide, and it
wasn’t too many months into the journey before they reached the sea. This
did not faze them in the least, and they took to the sea in a large boat.
After several uneventful months on the sea, a storm whipped up in the middle
of the night, making them lose control of the boat. The boat was filled with
shouting and confusion as the men struggled to regain control of their
craft, when suddenly they men were bathed in an eerie yellow glow. Silence
fell on the men like a ton of bricks as they all immediately realized the
meaning of the yellow light - it was the dreaded Amber Isle, which sucked
sailors to its shores like a black hole eats up spaceships. The men pulled
at oars and hoisted at the sail trying to keep themselves away from Amber
Isle, but it was all in vain. The pull was too strong. Inevitably, the boat
landed on the shores of Amber Isle - just as the storm waned to a whisper. After
two years on the island, all of the men and horses were dead except for
Bruncvik and the oldest man of his former consort. The old man told Bruncvik
how to get away, and Bruncvik promised to take care of the old man’s
family, should he ever return to Prague. A
large carnivorous bird was just about to make his annual trip to the island,
a fact the old man knew from having observed the bird for the two years they
were all stuck there. Why on earth Bruncvik hadn’t noticed this is not
mentioned in any of the recorded Bruncvik legends. The old man sewed
Bruncvik into one of the horse skins (which couldn’t have been a very
pleasant place to be) and left Bruncvik near the top of the Amber Mountain
in the middle of Amber Isle. |
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Sure
enough, the bird carried Bruncvik away - and to its nest, as food for its
babies. Then the bird flew of for more food, as a carnivorous bird’s
babies are not only carnivorous, but also ravenously carnivorous. The bird
babies immediately set in to eat the disguised Bruncvik, thereby loosening
the stitches the old man had sewed in the horse skin. Bruncvik was more than
ecstatic to finally be able to free himself from his smelly disguise. He
drew his sword he made short work of the rest of his disguise. Then he made
short work of the baby birds. Then he got the heck out of there before the
big bird returned. He
traveled as far and as fast as he could, and soon found himself in a deep,
wild forest. It was there that he spotted the lion that would become his
lifelong friend. The lion was fighting a nine- headed monster, and Bruncvik
could see that the big cat was becoming fatigued. Although he was scared, he
entered into the fray on the side of the lion. |
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The
lion fainted from exhaustion, and Bruncvik battled the nine- headed monster
all afternoon, then all night, the next morning, and the next afternoon. By
this time, Bruncvik was fainting away with fatigue, but the monster showed
no signs of succumbing. Just
in the nick of time, the lion returned to the clash and together the man and
the lion finished off the monster, chopping off all its heads one by one. It
took them another day and night to accomplish this, and when it was all
over, they both dropped down with exhaustion. Bruncvik woke up first, and
freaked out when he saw the lion sleeping next to him. They had fought the
monster together, to be sure - but how could he know he’d not be the wild
animal’s next prey? So
Bruncvik climbed into a large tree and waited for the lion to wake up and go
away. But when the lion woke up, he came to the base of Bruncvik’s tree
and waited there. Bruncvik was shaking in his foot wrappings, believe you
me. He was tired, and sore, and hungry - but he stayed up in that tree, too
scared to come down. On
the third day, Bruncvik fell out of the tree. He was sick with fever, and
too sick to move. For three more days, Bruncvik lay at the bottom of that
tree and all that time, the lion cared for him and brought him food, and
nursed him back to health. From that time on, the two were inseparable. One
time, Bruncvik tried to sneak away from the lion while the cat was out
hunting. Bruncvik was afraid of what the people he would meet next on his
travels would think of him if he had a lion tagging around after him (how
very Czech of him to worry about this). While the lion was securing a snack
for the two of them, Bruncvik swam out into the sea and climbed aboard a
large piece of flotsam. When the lion returned with their food, he saw
Bruncvik from the shore - and swam out to join him. After that, Bruncvik
stopped being weird and didn’t try to pull any fast ones on the lion any
more. Bruncvik
and his lion had many adventures together in strange lands, practically all
of which were inhabited by demons. In one land, the woman who ruled the
people there made Bruncvik marry her, even though he said that he didn’t
want to because he was already married to Neomenia. It was at this castle
that he stole a magic sword that knew how to chop people’s heads off all
on its own - all Bruncvik had to do is say “Blade, heads off!” and off
they rolled. This
is the fate that was met by most of the heads that Bruncvik and the lion
encountered from there on in. His magic sword chopped off the head of his
false wife and that of her father and those of her family and her subjects -
as well as all of the heads at the next court Bruncvik and his lion visited.
This next land was inhabited by weird people - some of them were half gray
and half white, some were half normal and half red, some had just one eye or
one leg, some had a dog head instead of a human head, and their king had
eyes in the back of his head as well as the front. But none of these heads
stayed attached to their necks for long after Bruncvik’s arrival there. By
now, Bruncvik wanted desperately to get home, where all the people had heads
that he was used to. But more trials awaited him and his lion. They came
once to a land where all the people did was celebrate, feast, eat, drink and
dance. All their heads came off when they admitted to Bruncvik that they
were demons. In
the midst of yet another head-rolling event at yet another place inhabited
by demons, the king of those people pleaded with Bruncvik to stop, promising
to fulfill the adventurer’s any wish. Bruncvik did indeed stop, and wished
the king to arrange Bruncvik’s safe trip home. The king did so. When
Bruncvik came home, he was surprised to see everyone dressed in his or her
holiday best. When he asked what they were celebrating, the people told him
that Neomenia the Queen was to take a new husband that day. It
had, after all, been longer than seven years. Bruncvik snuck his wife’s
ring - which he had worn all the time on his adventures - into his wife’s
goblet of wine. As he left the castle gates, he wrote this message on them:
“He who set forth seven years ago has returned.” When
his wife drank her wine saw the ring, she recognized it immediately. She
called the wedding off, thus sending her ex- bridegroom into a mad fury. He
and 50 of his friends set off to track Bruncvik down and kill him. They
did, indeed, track him down - but it wasn’t they who did the killing that
day. Soon, the 51 heads of all of his rivals were rolling on the ground,
chopped off by that magic sword, and Bruncvik was in his beloved
Neomenia’s arms. Bruncvik
never left home again, and his pet lion never left his side. When Bruncvik
died at a ripe old age - leaving behind an heir, Ladislav - the lion died of
a broken heart just days after, sitting at the side of Bruncvik’s grave. Bruncvik’s lion is said to be the two-tailed lion in the Czech state symbol, while his sword is hidden somewhere. According to the 19th century recorder of legends, Alois Jirasek, the sword’s hiding place is inside the stones of the Charles Bridge right next to the statue of Bruncvik that stands below the bridge on the Kampa side - and one day, when the Czech lands are at their lowest point, at the very edge of ruin, St Wenceslas will rise from the dead, take Bruncvik’s sword, and save the day (and the nation). As the Knights of Blanik (see Legends page for details) are entrusted with the same task, many have drawn the conclusion that St Wenceslas - with Bruncvik’s sword - will lead the Knights of Blanik when that dark hour comes. May we not live to see it. |